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When a girl types in the following colors:
Blue --> I miss you
Pink --> I like you
Red --> I LOVE YOU!
Green --> Feeling a little CRAZY!
Orange --> I'm sad
Yellow --> I'm happy
Purple --> Feeling girly
Aqua --> I'm moody
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When A Girl Says:
I don't like you. (But she still flirts with you) --> I LOVE YOU!
Call ya tomorrow. --> I AM NEVER CALLING YOU AGAIN
Like your shirt. --> It would look better on my boyfriend
Don't leave me. --> I WANT YOU!
I like your new hair-cut. --> YOU ARE TOTALLY << HOTT! >>
I like you pants. --> I'd rather be in them with you.
Don't call me back --> Hear you voice in 5 minutes!!!
I can live without you --> I'm lost without you!!!
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When A Girl Touches You:
On the face --> I want to make-out!
The Arm --> Hold My Hand!
The Neck --> I want a kiss! |
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30 Things About Girls
1.Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girl's are pretty, just get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.
6.Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;doing something sweet will always get off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big d*ck, we know you don't. 8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big, we like it when you are Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, paintball, or nething you and ur friends talk about like how much you now bout the east or west side, ____, computers, Star Wars, and video games.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.
22. Dont make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave-no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it. ( I happen to like the scruffy look *I don't like the feel tho'*) :)
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from ur body, it's not.
25. Don't compare our breasts to Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humour us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball w/a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it?
30. Most importantly-we are always right-so don't forget it.
And guyz these are true!
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25 Things the Perfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice
3. stick up for you, but still respect your independance
4. Be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you
5. Fit his arms firmly around you
6. Hint that he wants to kiss you
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something
9. Never run out of new games to play
10. Never run out of good jokes
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny, but know when to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile
17. Kiss you
18. Try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over
19. Act like Mr. Big
20. Apologize for acting like Mr. Big
21. Ask for a pen in class and you know he has one
22. Blast the music when he picks up the phone
23. Turn it off when he notices that you are on the phone
24. Look at you during class and make you get butterflies in your stomach
25. Hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift
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<3 WhAt A rEaL bOyFrIeNd ShOuLd Do<3
1. Put his arms around ur waist and whisper in ur ear how much he loves you
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> >> 2. Kiss u every chance he gets.
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> >> 3. Hold u close when u r cold.
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> >> 4. When u r alone hold u close and kiss u.
5. Kiss u on the tip of ur nose (it will give u the hint that he wants
to kiss.)
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6. While in the movie, put his arm around u and then u will
automatically put ur head on his shoulder... then he'll lean in and tilt ur chin and kiss u
lightly.
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7. When u complain that ur neck/shoulders hurts massage it for u.
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8. When people diss u, he'll stand up for u.
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9. Look deep into ur eyes and tell u he loves u.
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10. Lay down under the stars and put his head on ur chest so he can
listen
to the steady beat of ur heart. Link your fingers together while
he whispers to u as u rest ur eyes and listen to him.
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*10 Things Girls Hate About Guys*
1)They always keep you waiting
2)They never call
3)They are always so cute, but you can't touch
4)They dress so badly
5)All the good ones are taken
6)They write the worst notes
7)All the nice guys are out dating each other
8)They all hate your budz
9)They are such pigs
10)They move WAY too fast
*10 Things Girls Hate About What Their Boyfriends Do*
1)When they mock you or make fun of you.
2)When they say things behind your back
3)When they make perverted comments about you and you aren't ready to go there yet.
4)When you find out they look at Playboys
5)When they stare at other girls butts
6)When they look down girls shirts
7)When they never call you, you always have to call them.
8)When the conversation is a one way road, we're the only ones talking!
9)When they try and act cool and hang out with our guy friends, not their own friends.
10)When they are afraid to say I love you, but can say perverted things about you.\
50 Reasons Guys Are So Confusing
1. how they can get ready 2 go out in under 2 mintues- and still look so damn cute!
2. their amazing inaccuracy when it comes 2 hitting the toilet. (but when it comes to sports, they've incredible aim!)
3. why do they always think they can drive better than u (and every other female on the planet)?
4. why do they cross their arms and push up their muscles when they're having their pic taken. (like we dont notice?)
5. cops someone please explain how guys can watch that show.
6. cracking knuckles: is that just to show off- or does it feel good?
7. why are they incapable of gift wrapping?
8. why do guys love jumping into mosh pits? can u spell p-a-i-n?
9. why do they act like jerks when they wanna end a relationship so you're forced to break up with them?
10. they've probably never cried over a bad hairact. they dont even get upset about how it looks.
11. how come they dont ever gossip like us? (admit it, we thrive on a little news.)
12. why cant guys do script?
13. why do they love 2 play ait guitar?
14. why do they wear their baseball caps backward? (and how come they look so hot like that?)
15. they can eat fast food for 3 meals a day and never get sick of it- or just plain sick.
16. if they're wearing shorts and boxers and they're sitting with their legs spread, u can see everything. do they mean 2 flash us?
17. why dont they need 2 carry a purse? where's all their stuff?
18. why do cute guys always drive jeeps?
19. why dont they hug another guy 4 more than a second? and they have 2 punch each other after!
20. we've never name our own band barenaked ladies (okay, maybe we would).
21. why dont they use calnders or write themselves notes? like they have such great memories?
22. why do they wish beavis and butt-head was back on mtv?
23. how come they dont have 2 pee as often as girls do?
24. whats with the short, hard-to-interpret emails (like, do they like u- or what?)?
25. dont they get dry skin patches? they never seem 2 use face moisturizer.
26. why do guys always lean up against the wall in a row when they're hanging out together at school?
27. how can they like going 2 gym class- and not care about smelling badly afterward?
28. the gross web sites guys log on to- like doodie.com and fart.com.
29. why dont they care if their butts look big
30. that they dont get headaches listening 2 metallica and dmx.
31. how can they remember all those baseball signals, but forget things like your b-day?
32. dip and chewing tobacco. whats up with that?!
33. why are they fascinated by lesbians?
34. why dont they always have footballs in their cars?
35. why do they all love tigger from the winnie the pooh?
36. why cant they talk on the phone for more than 2 mintues at a time?
37. that they're not totally embarrassed to um, go 2 the bathroom in public places.
38. why do guys call any movie not starring adam sandler or bruce willis a chick flick?
39. why they drive with their arm across the front car seat when there's no one next to them. sleazy!
40. why do they agree 2 go shopping with u- but then complain about it the whole time?
41. why they say gross things like "drain the monster", "spank the monkey", and "pinch a loaf..."
42. ...but when we try 2 talk about our periods, they cant handle it. whats the big deal?
43. why they think its cool 2 drive trucks that are at least four feet off the ground.
44. the wwf. no girl would ever watch two half-naked guys roll around on top of each 2 see who's gonna win, hello, its fixed!
45. goatees. enough said on that subject.
46. they'll eat any food even if they dont know where it came from, how old it is, or even if its stolen from someone else's lunch.
47. they think that any socks go with any shoes.
48. they would never ever in a million years think 2 check their horoscopes...
49. ...but they always check the sports page for some random athlete's battling average.
50. Because
20 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do*
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence.
4. Be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you.
5. Fit his arms firmly around you.
6. Hint that he wants to kiss you.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Never run out of new games to play.
10. Never run out of good jokes.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know when to be serious.
13. Realizes that he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile.
17. Kiss you.
18. Act like Mr. Big. (Not to the point where you are annoyed,just enough to make it cute.)
19. Apologize for acting like Mr. Big.
20. Hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift.
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